Welcome to the Mechanical Failure Mad Libs contest! In case you don't know, Joe is actually a voice actor as well as an author, most notably known as the voice of Fox McCloud in Nintendo's STAR FOX ZERO: THE BATTLE BEGINS. 

You might also have heard him interrupt your Pandora playlist and wanted to punch him. You might have heard him in Oxenfree on the XBox and thought he was super creepy. Now, you can hear him narrate a commercial or trailer of your choice, in celebration of his upcoming debut novel, MECHANICAL FAILURE! To complete your entry, please fill out the form below just like a real live Mad Lib. 

Here are the rules: prizes will be awarded to the funniest entry in each of the two categories. You may only enter EITHER the Infomercial or the Trailer category unless you tweet @JoeZieja with a screenshot of your MECHANICAL FAILURE pre order with the #MechanicalFailure hashtag. Then you get TWO entries!

Winners will receive the following:

1st Place: Signed hardback copy of MECHANICAL FAILURE and I will professionally narrate your voicemail message in any requested style or character in my repertoire. You write the script!

2nd Place: My literary agent, Sam Morgan, will read and critique a short excerpt of one of your novels. If you don't write, he will critique a picture of your face. If you don't have a face, I will professionally narrate your voicemail message in any requested style or character in my repertoire. 

3rd Place: A free e-book of MECHANICAL FAILURE to read or give as a gift, and I will professionally narrate your failure to achieve first or second place. 

Have fun!
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Tired of all the 1. INCONVENIENT OFFICE TASK-ing ? Struggling to make 2. BAKING GOOD fast enough?Struggle no more with the 3. PRODUCT NAME from 4. FAKE COMPANY NAME! Watch as it 5. VERBs all your problems away in just 6. NUMBER OF PASTRIES JOHN G

 
Tired of all the 1. INCONVENIENT OFFICE TASK-ing ? Struggling to make 2. BAKING GOOD fast enough?

 
1.  INCONVENIENT OFFICE TASK

 
2. BAKING GOOD

 
Struggle no more with the 3. PRODUCT NAME from 4. FAKE COMPANY NAME!

 
3. PRODUCT NAME

 
4. FAKE COMPANY NAME

 
Watch as it 5. VERBs all your problems away in just 6. NUMBER OF PASTRIES JOHN GOODMAN ATE ON THE SET seconds!

 
5. VERB

 
6. NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SAID THE F WORD TODAY

 
It 7. VERBs!It 8. VERBs!

 
7. VERB

 
8. VERB

 
It even 9. VERBs!

 
9. VERB

 
Order now and we'll throw in a 10. COMPLETELY UNRELATED AND USELESS ITEM for free!

 
10. COMPLETELY UNRELATED AND USELESS ITEM

 
Just three easy payments of 11. SOMETHING THAT RUMPLESTILTSKIN WOULD ASK FOR IN A REALLY BAD DEAL.

 
11. SOMETHING THAT RUMPLESTILTSKIN WOULD ASK FOR IN A REALLY BAD DEAL

 
Don't delay! Order the 12. PRODUCT NAME now!

 
12. PRODUCT NAME

 
Thanks for your entry! Lastly, please enter your name and email address or Twitter handle so we can contact you if you win! If you haven't pre-ordered your copy of MECHANICAL FAILURE yet, check it out on Joe's website at www.joezieja.com. You can also follow him on twitter at www.twitter.com/JoeZieja and facebook at www.facebook.com/Joe.Zieja

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